Musing for Moka
Thanks to Diana for the nudge to go looking for my missing muse. She and her muse have a tortuous relationship, which apparently works well for both of them. Her mercenary muse is a foul smelling hunk with serious control issues. May your relationship be long and ornery! If you want to join the hunt for our missing muses, please visit Diana’s hilarious prompt called Meet the Muse.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen or heard from Muse Brad. I think he’s mad at me. I’ve been a poor host; disciplining, judging and worst of all, ignoring him. But thank god I don’t have a taskmaster like Diana’s mercenary muse. I need a sweet sexy temptress to motivate me during this covid nightmare. I think our muses have gone missing to protect themselves from our crazy world. Last I heard, my muse was hanging around with Moka Chino- a sexy muse of ill repute. For background on our last muse party, please visit their misadventures below.
MIAM (missing in action muses) November 2020
Cast of Characters:
MB: Muse Brad, main muse, master of mischief, mayhem and occasional creativity
DD: Discipline Dave, serious downer, master of discipline, schedules, and backaches
MC: Moka Chino, sexy temptress of muses around the world
DD: Detective Dan, slayer of truth and finder of lost muses
MM: Medusa Mary, mother of all muses, light on nurturing, heavy on manipulation
I know in my heart that Muse Brad is nearby, but hiding to protect his tender heart. Even offering a reunion with the sexy Moka Chino hasn’t lured him out of hiding. I decided to take the drastic step of hiring Detective Dan and his partner Medusa Mary for their Muse Location Services. They recommend the seance package, guaranteed to reconnect you with your missing muse or you get your depression back.
The scene starts with sonorous tones, flickering lights, and the odoriferous scents of musky essential oils……….
MM and DD. Calling Muse Brad. Your repentant host is missing your company and creativity. He wishes to speak with you. Would you care to grace us with your vast presence?
MB. What the heck dudes? Can’t you respect my desire to hide from the Covid Madness?
And hell no, I’m not coming back because you waive that temptress in my face. Moka Chino is hot and sexy, but I need serious help, not a flighty fling!
MC. Hey hotshot, who are you calling flighty? You’re the one who’s gone missing. I’m right here serving up caffeine and goodness like I always do.
MM. Now kids, please behave. We’re gathered here in the name of peace, love, and creativity. What’s up with you Muse Brad? We miss you and are worried about you.
MB. Yeah right. What you miss is my charm, creativity, prodigious writing, and ability to grow your blog.
Brad. Well thanks for nothing. We’re doing fine without you anyway, posting every week and growing our blog. I’ll just keep working with the scabs.
MB. Who are you kidding? Have you looked at the stats? Your visits, likes, and comments are all down. Face it, without me, you’re nothing but a bunch of has-beens.
MM. Clearly, we’ve caught you at a bad time. Would you like us to ring back at a better time? Maybe after a few shots of Moka, or post meltdown?
MB. Good luck with your posts. I predict a continued drop in reader engagement along with more missing muses. We’re not coming back until you improve our writing conditions with more food, sex, recliners, ice cream, and Moka Chino.
DD. We’ll have to discuss this and get back to you. Tuning out now.
Keep on Musing!